The Pickup Kings

June 13, 2008

Overcoming The “I have a Boyfriend”

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For one reason or another, a lot of woman try to use the phrase “I have a boyfriend” to get you to stop talking to them. Based on trial and error, I discovered the best way to combat this is to simply not mention her relationship stuatus during the course of a conversation, and simplying rebuttling her if she comes off rude by saying ” I have a boyfriend before you even get a chance to run your routine. You will suprised to find out over a course of a laugh or two that shes simply trying to filter out the trash that comes her way by using the boyfriend defense. Most men buying into that crap and simply give up. Personally if its not my friends or family girl friend, I’m going for the throat.

If your going rapid fire aka playing the number game, here is some important rebuttles just in case they use the boyfriend defense before you get a chance to run your routine.

1. Who mentioned something about a boyfriend? I’m just out trying to have a good time.

2. I didn’t ask you about your problem, however, if you need a shoulder to lean on, i’ll be more then happy to provide my side to you.

3. Do you really? thats great because I have a girlfriend. I was just approching you because you look like someone I went to school with.

4. Boyfriend huh? thats good because he stole you away from a championship team ( and you look at her like you hinting about yourself.)

-Hajji

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