The Pickup Kings

Playing the friend is a very tactile approach to winning the girl/s you want. The reason being is these ladies are constantly approached by men, and while these men might be great pick up artist, they make the fatal mistake of being to direct which makes it a lot easier for the lady not to answer her phone when he calls her again. While playing the friend role may seem like its a cop out, think of it like this, once you get to know the girl and she appreciates your presence, it would be a lot harder for her to release you after being her friend’, compared to a random guy who tells her how beautiful she is and how much he wants to be with her.

Here is some key openers for opening and closing for in regards to Friend game: (After the club)

PUK: Did you like the DJ tonight?  The music was alright but I didn’t like how he mixed it.

Target: I personally thought he was alright but hey, that’s my opinion.

PUK: On a better note, My name is Hajji and you?

Target: My name is Nicole

Puk: Pinch me if I’m wrong but you seem like a kind of girl who enjoys long walks on the beach. Is this true.

Target: Well, I do like the beach but i can do without the long walks which means i owe you a pinch.

PUK: Hahaha well most times my intuitions are accurate. Even Micheal Jordan misses shots.

Puk: You seem really cool. I would love to keep you as a friend so we can continue a good chat or two about things other then long walks on sandy beaches.

Target: You seem great and all, but I just got out of a relationship.

PUK: That’s fine. Before you be anything with anyone, you have to be a friend right? That was my intentions all along. To be your friend.

Target: Alright but only as friends…. Here is my number. Give me a ring.

Break down:

Although she gave me her number, being her friend has the possibility of opening many doors including a love life. First and foremost, you have to let the girl know that there is attraction between you and her, but friendship is what your after.

When it time to hang out, display your best qualities. Once this happens, she will admire that and when the time is ripe, the door will open for you.

Don’t be to aggressive. You will chase the butterfly away.

-Hajji

 
Lets be clear. When you have a prospect on deck there has to be a good connection between the two in order for you to hit it on the first date. What works for me is when I take a girl out to a full date (dinner, bowling, etc,) I demonstrate a lot of value by making her laugh, making her feel comfortable , and listening to the various stupid shit that woman like to talk about. After were done hanging out, I ask them if they would be intrested in watching a movie or something at my house. Once their at my place, this is the steps I take in making magic happen.

1. Making sure the room is nice and clean. Before i even leave my house going on a date, I make sure my place is clean because i know its a great chance i’ll be asking them to come.

2. Being patient. Dont be so thirsty because you got some pussy in your room. Relax a bit. laugh with her and share a couple of jokes. After shes feeling loose and comfortable, take her to a place where theres privacy such as a room or something.

3. The Movie- From there, proceed to putting on a movie preferbily something that would grab her attention. IE no American Pie. Put on something with a little bit of action maybe some with some sex.

4. Move 1. Den the lights. Once the lights is denned, make sure you move close to her so theres some friction happening.

5. Move 2. Put your arm around her slowly. From this point on, if shes really comfortable with you, she’ll embrace it. Once she embraces that arm, its on.

6. Move 3. Go for the kiss. Once the kiss is estblished, and if your good, her body will be hot as hell and the temperture will be rising.

7. Move 4. Lastly, kiss on the neck and offer to go for a massage and from that point on, you should know what to do.

For one reason or another, a lot of woman try to use the phrase “I have a boyfriend” to get you to stop talking to them. Based on trial and error, I discovered the best way to combat this is to simply not mention her relationship stuatus during the course of a conversation, and simplying rebuttling her if she comes off rude by saying ” I have a boyfriend before you even get a chance to run your routine. You will suprised to find out over a course of a laugh or two that shes simply trying to filter out the trash that comes her way by using the boyfriend defense. Most men buying into that crap and simply give up. Personally if its not my friends or family girl friend, I’m going for the throat.

If your going rapid fire aka playing the number game, here is some important rebuttles just in case they use the boyfriend defense before you get a chance to run your routine.

1. Who mentioned something about a boyfriend? I’m just out trying to have a good time.

2. I didn’t ask you about your problem, however, if you need a shoulder to lean on, i’ll be more then happy to provide my side to you.

3. Do you really? thats great because I have a girlfriend. I was just approching you because you look like someone I went to school with.

4. Boyfriend huh? thats good because he stole you away from a championship team ( and you look at her like you hinting about yourself.)

-Hajji

The 10 Commandements Of The Pickup Community

1. Respect the process of picking up woman because your mistakes can be costly to the next player.
2. Never tell your girlfriends about the tricks you used against them
3. If your just talking to a girl without being her boyfriend, never talk shit about the other people shes talking to. Instead, show more value and she’ll respect you more.
4. Dress with dignity and pride
5. To not buy any girl a drink without having at lease 15 minutes of conversations. (although im kind of hesitant unless im sure I see potential.)
6. Do not fuck or try to game your friends girlfriends or prospects
7. Staying well groomed for the best results
8. Never using corny pickup lines thats found by googling (pickuplines) trust me, ladies do the same thing.
9. illustrate the highest values
10. Never appear jeoulous to someone you just met. Thats just weak.

Hajji

    We all can recall a time in which we were blew off by a woman we felt was as beautiful as the sunrise right? In most cases it was probably something as simple as saying ‘hello how are you?’ and the woman looks gives off that look as if shes seeing a terrorist or something. As a man who loves approching and scoring with several woman, I come to the conclusion that the attitudes that these beautiful woman display are a result of men constantly praising their attributes which gives them the idea that their on top of the world. Because I often hear about these stories, I developed a system that would throw off your finest woman. Before I dive into the details, I strongly recommend you have a good sense of humor and a whole lot of confidence because it will certainly get their attention.

• ” You look like you intimidate a lot of men. I’m going to tell you this baby, I’m not imtimadated by you, so were going to make this sweet and easy, you give me your number, and i’ll offer you the best possible experience your mind can imgine.”
• “Excuse me, I dont want to seem rude but it looks like a booger is hanging out your nose. By the way, I’m Hajji, whats your name?
• If she looks way to confident; ” Excuse me, do you lick balls? This could be a 50/50 situation. She’ll either laugh and start conversating, or look at you like a criminal. Either way, you will take them off guard by asking them this question. Trust me, you got to try it once.

• If your at starbucks or something ordering coffee or something; ” Hey I noticed this grande drink with a bunch of whip cream on top, you better watch out or your going to look like Rosie O’Donald. Haha I’m just kidding, I’m Hajji ,whats your name?

Have you ever approached a woman and she immediately swatted you away which made you feel smaller then an ant? If you are a person that pursues woman, chances are you’ve experienced some form of rejection. Being rejected isn’t the best feeling in the world considering that the woman you approached was someone you could see yourself with. Therefore, my colleagues and I have developed a powerful tool which will help you combat rejection which plagues many of us.

It is my belief that if a person is equipped with the right tools to combat rejection, you will then be able to shift that negitive energy into positive energy which in return can make them feel stupid. According to the woman I’ve encountered the typical responses I’ve received when woman attempted to reject me was; “I’m having a bad day”, “I have a boyfriend,” “I’m gay,” ” I’m just with my ladies trying to have a good time.”

These canned rejections are so prevalent in our society that they come second nature to woman because we us meaning the males never have the rebuttles to make them feel silly at their own game. Here is one of many solutions we subscribe to at pickup kings. First and foremost, when we approach woman, we do not come off as pick-up artist which most ladies hate because a lot of them have no originality. Therefore, when we approach the ladies, we come off as men who is truly interested in conversating or asking a question which will reduce the chances of them being rude. Here is a sample dialoge to what I am suggesting looks like and how I make rebuttal’s to their innital attitudes:

PUK: Excuse me, I am looking to find building _______ do you know if you can direct me to that area?

Lady: I’m sorry, I have a boyfriend.

PUK: Wow that is pretty nice to know. However, that wasn’t the information I was looking for. I was wondering if you knew how I can find this building.

Lady: Oh I’m sorry. There are a lot of guys out there that like to use game thinking it would work on me.

PUK: (smiling) well I can see your a tough walnut to crack. Hopefully you don’t preform no martial arts on me or anything because I have a promising future.

Lady: (laughing) so do you you usually come up and ask girls questions like this all the time? is that apart of your game?

PUK: As you can tell I don’t have a lick of game. What’s wrong with a gentleman asking a question? Hopefully I don’t get struck by lighting or anything by asking a question.

Lady: You are a funny guy

PUK: Thanks. I find your innitial response a little funny as well. You seem really nice how about we have some coffee sometime?

Lady: See I was right. (smiling). You are a pick up guy huh?

PUK: Not at all. I just like your personality. You have every right to say no. And plus, wouldn’t you want to have a friend like myself that can keep you smiling all the time making you feel like a million bucks?

Lady: Sure why not. Hopefully your not some crazy psycho or something.

PUK: Last time I checked I was pretty sane.

Lady: Well here is my number###-###-####

PUK: Cool. I guess I will call you soon. Nice meeting you